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A Grooms Top 10 Success tips for 2007

1. Stock Mutual Funds

2. Surprise Gifts for your Bride – something blue…

3. Smug Mug.com

4. Ring engraved on the outside!

5. Turn off your phone and take off all jewelry.

6. Visit a skin clinic

7. No Haircuts or trims on your wedding day

8. Brush your teeth and take a mint just before the ceremony starts.

9. Slow and Serious

10. Touch Her!

Stock Mutual Funds

Finances or the lack their of is the number 1 cause of divorce. If you want to keep your wife happy give her the security she needs. Get a job! It doesn’t matter if your flipping burgers at McDonalds, you just need a steady secure job with a 5 year PLAN.

Even working at McDonalds will see you become a multi millionaire by the time you retire. I’ve seen this first hand with the old man down the street, who worked for minimum wage as a Janitor his whole life, who is now a multi millionaire. He did it by always putting half of his salary into stocks.

Today, it’s even easier to do, they have stock mutual funds that you stick your money into and over time it compounds to amazing amounts with very little risk! Do this for her, and she will respect you and stay with you through good times and bad. http://www.russell.com/us/investment_products/russell_funds/emerging_markets.asp This is the best choice for you in 2007.

All you need to do is save half of your salary for 5 years and put it into a stock mutual fund (emphasis on emerging markets). Just before you get married switch the whole thing into her name and surprise her at your wedding party! Let her watch it grow throughout you’re your life together, it’s like planting a tree. All you have to do is watch it grow and after your 5-year mark, you don’t even need to put any more seed money into it. Show your wife how to find a compound interest calendar online and she’ll see exactly how much she’ll be worth in 30 or 40 years. –This is one gift from you — that will never stop giving!

If you don’t have time to work and save it all yourself, ask all your family, her family and friends to donate even a couple hundred dollars a piece into her “Security” account and you can have it set up in a week or two ready to be announced at the wedding party. If this is how you raise the money, then be sure to give everyone credit for it at the party.

If you want to earn money even faster, look at some of my other articles and you’ll find many other ideas to help you earn money, fast. – But even with the best ideas, make sure you stash half of your salary into a Stock Mutual Fund over a 5 year period – this is your ace in the whole, your promise to your bride that she will always be financially secure.

Surprise Gifts for your bride…something Blue

This gift doesn’t have to be expensive but it does have to be blue! Something she can keep forever like a blue sapphire bracelet (practice hooking it on a friends wrist, so you look smooth) or a blue handkerchief with some heart felt words stitched on it in gold thread, be creative and keep it secret until the first song in your ceremony, then slip it to her! — It must be the color BLUE for traditional good luck and happiness for the rest of your married days.

Your next set of gifts will make feel like your wife! After the ceremony during the party when your meeting everyone, have thank you notes written up by hand in nice little envelopes in your pocket, and give them to your “wife”, one at a time, to hand out so SHE feels wonderful. Little things like this will be what she remembers of the whole day, and she will love you more because of it. – remember this must be a surprise!

Smug Mug.com

Open up a photo site before your big day and add the site address to your wedding invitations. People can look it up and see pictures of you and your bride growing up. Read about your future plans together, and learn how they can help you fulfill your dreams, including taking beautiful pictures and videos of everything on your wedding day. Then they can upload them onto your site for everyone to enjoy forever!

Grooms Ring

You’re wearing a ring for one reason, for her! You’d give your life for her remember? So if it gives her security and happiness then you should get the biggest darn ring you can find! Shout it out to the world that you are taken and happy about it! Don’t get a matching ring set, they’re silly, just choose a wide comfortable band that says her name and wedding date, etched on the OUTSIDE of the ring!

That way you can read it and remember her everyday. Some jewelers can even engrave her name in colors to make it STAND OUT. No one else does this, every other groom in the world hides his wife’s name and date of marriage on the inside of the ring, where no one including himself will ever see it again. Be bold!

Make your wife feel extra special that her husband, not only wants to show the world that he is taken but that he loves her enough to put her name on the outside of the ring, to read everyday! — To show it off as a conversation piece with strangers!

Also, rings are usually difficult to push on over the knucklebone so place a dap of Vaseline on your knuckle just before you go down the aisle and she’ll slip that baby on with no struggle. This sums up your life now, doing hidden things to make her life easier and better without her even knowing about it! – Because love is and action word.

Make each moment special, go very slow with putting on the ring, and hold her hand and look her in the eye and whisper something she’ll remember forever! Same thing when lifting the veil, she worked really hard for this moment, maybe years! without your knowing it, so when you lift that veil you had better really “look at her” your own original Mona Lisa!

Jewelry and Electronics

All necklaces, rings, body piercings, watch’s, palm pilots, cell phones… get rid of it all! Hopefully forever, but at least for your wedding day, try to give her center stage and your full attention.

Haircut

The proper Groom haircut in 2007 needs to be as short as possible without seeing ANY of your scalp, if you have straight hair or shaved as short as possible if you have an afro. This is the best and only choices for a proper groom in 2007.

For all you grooms who have straight hair, short means between 1 inch and 2 inch’s long for the hair on top of your head then ask your barber to trim all the edges around the ears and back of the neck with scissors not the electric trimmer. You’re going for a NO SCALP look, anywhere on your head.

No haircuts or trims on your wedding day– little pieces of hair will fall on your face and clothes and distract the people whom you love.

Have your hair washed and styled by a professional the morning of your wedding, (you’ll have to remind him NO TRIMMING) he will make sure that your hair is perfect! Not plastered to your head–or sticking up like a porcupine, your barber will find the perfect middle. In 2007 parting your hair in a line is out, no parts! — have it slightly moused up to make your hair look full without looking like a porcupine or showing any of your scalp.

Some of you have hair that is disappearing in front and will try to cover it up by combing it forward, this looks incredibly dumb and everyone will laugh at you behind your back, just tough it out and cut it shorter as it recedes, your about to be married, so do it for her, she doesn’t need all her friends laughing at her husband for combing his hair forward or God forbid combing it over!

Eyebrows

No plucking or razor cutting or shaping of your eyebrows, you’re not a girl, and this type of treatment is sooo obvious to everyone and only makes you look week and vain. Maybe you ARE week and vain, but try to cover it up by not touching your eyebrows for at least 2 months before the wedding, Natural is best for men in 2007 and wild eyebrows add to your manliness, let your eyebrows grow wild, you’re a man! Stop plucking!

Skin

Get it cleaned up! If you have to start visiting a skin doctor 6 months before the wedding then do it! But try to have perfect, pimple free skin on your wedding day. Do what you have to do, but get nice skin for this day, and for the rest of your life if you can. Today, skin clinics can remove almost any and all blemishes if you give a specialist enough time. Then stay clean and smell like soap and her favorite cologne at all times for the rest of your life together.

Smells are mostly subliminal but very important; stay erotic to her subliminally with clean fresh smells everywhere (wink). Especially this day of all days try to smell good, wear deodorant, and a light touch of cologne and have breath mints in your pockets at all times.

Professional skin clinics everywhere now offer laser hair removal; if you have the time and money – go for it! You go in and ask for all hair on your body to be removed except on the top of your head and eyebrows, everything else should be gone including warts, moles, freckles, tattoos, varicose veins and blemishes of any sort.

This will take a few visits to get your skin blemish free, so give yourself at least 6 months to a year before your ceremony to surprise her with a toned, tanned perfect body to devour on your honeymoon. 2007 says NO to body hair – period even have your face and neck lasered, it’ll save you thousands of hours shaving. This’ll also save your shirt collars, jackets etc… from being eaten up by the stubble.

Try to look your best for your bride and that means from today on. She should never catch you shaving yourself in the bathroom like a woman, or even worse asking her shave you like a sheep! Get your hair removed! 2007 and on says NO to body hair.

Shaving

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